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Godzilla spider encounter number three fucking million:

Minding my own business when this beast starts sprinting across the wooden panelling in the bathroom. I almost choked on my toothbrush. This thing looked like the face hugger out of Alien, swear to God. Certain events unfolded where the spider ended up in the sink and I was standing there with a broken toilet brush cleaner thingy, yes I tried to jab it with it and yes the spider decided to run onto the toilet brush and I threw it in the sink. I promptly drowned the fucker, to which it almost jumped out of the sink, but I got it. It was so big it couldn’t even fit down the plug hole. This is a terrible account for animal cruelty which I am so passionately against, but these things are what my nightmares are made, I literally cannot sleep because of them, I have become so paranoid because of them, my phobia has reached such a point that it’s ruining my life. I have to kill them, it makes me feel better knowing that that one won’t come back and scare the living bejesus out of me. I feel like crying. It’s terrible because the spiders are like anything else, just trying to get by with life and here I am thinking I am some superior being that has to kill it because I am scared of it. It’s shocking and I hate myself for it but I can’t help this phobia.

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Entertainment Weekly SDCC ‘14 Star Portraits - Jon Bernthal

Entertainment Weekly SDCC ‘14 Star Portraits - Jon Bernthal

I like the hat, i'm going yay, it's different and classy. (hi from Norway!)

Anonymous

Hi Norway!!! :D

Thank you for your vote, it has been counted and verified.

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So I made my BBQ tofu pizza. My god, I am having BBQ sauce with everything now. It was sooooooo tasty. Basically I used a large pita bread as a base, melted cheese on top, did my salt and pepper tofu, place that on top then blobbed loads of BBQ sauce on. I died and went to heaven …. or hell because I fucking burnt the roof of my mouth on the hot cheese because I couldn’t wait for it to cool down.

Oh man BBQ pizza is the best kind.

Yeah I can’t wait to make it, BBQ sauce is my new favourite thing …. I’ll probably overload the damn pizza with it!

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Today I’m being adventurous with tofu again, this time it’s in the form of a pizza. BBQ sauce tofu pizza. It says to bake the tofu but from experience, baking tofu just isn’t nice, so I’m actually going to make the crispy salt and pepper tofu again, then adding the BBQ sauce, cheese and pita base. I’ve only recently discovered the taste of BBQ sauce. I had it with a mac and cheese burger at some restaurant and fell in love with, so I bought a bottle of it and finally getting to use it!

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I'm going to say Nay. You're a beautiful woman but it just looks kinda weird. Maybe if your hair would be put up in like a ponytail or something I don't know.

Anonymous

Nah it looks weirder with my hair out the way, I guess the vintage look isn’t for everyone.

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Behind the scenes of Lady Gaga by Sebastian Faena for Harper’s Bazaar, September 2014

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I hope this doesn't sound creepy but you have beautiful skin, it almost glows it's hauntingly beautiful *hides back into the crowd hoping I don't come across as a creep*

Anonymous

You know what? I am shit at getting compliments, I never know what to say or how to react. I either end up with something boring like ‘thanks’ or have something sarcastic to say, but I am taking this compliment and embracing it because I have had troublesome skin since I was 12/13 years old, only now has it because acne free and healthy looking, everyone who knows me in real life has told me how better my skin looks and my confidence has gone sky high because I’m acne free. So *grabs you from the crowd, gives you a hug* you ain’t no creep, I appreciate that compliment more than you can know.

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