HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY UNRELATED NON-IDENTICAL TWIN (more likely to be known to you as the wonderful glittering-diamonds).
SO I have made an expertly photoshopped card.
It is Matt Damon’s big bald head.
It is a cake within a cake.
It is an in-joke within an in-joke within an in-joke.
This is literally the best thing to ever exist.
It’s so beautiful, I’m gonna cry!