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Sunshine, Bees, Coconut Oil and Period.

A lovely combination, no?

So this is the second day of the most beautiful sunshine ever. My mother and I took a trip out in her new convertible with the roof down. Okay, I’m going to sound so childish but I felt like a fucking rockstar, it was the most amazing feeling, especially in this heat. If I decide to drive again, I am so getting a convertible.

We came home and within the next hour, fucking bees came out from nowhere. Hundreds of them, literally. They were swarming all over the place (outside that is). They supposedly have a hive under the house somewhere and something disturbed them (still don’t know what) and they just came flying out. My step dad needed to get out to his work van and of course my mother and I stood at the window and watched the show of “Man vs. hundreds of Bees”.

I am now back to drinking my tea with coconut oil because it’s really good for you and I have no idea why I stopped, so I’m taking it back up again. The only annoying thing is I get oily lips afterwards.

And to round up my perfectly pleasant/weird day, I got my fucking period. Dayum!

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Coconut Oil.

So I have been using coconut oil for about a week and I have to say my skin is noticably softer and smoother. I put it on my body before I got to bed and I wake up with healthy looking skin. I can’t stop touching myself.

I joke, but seriously try coconut oil for beautiful skin. I am still drinking it in my tea which grosses me out because I put the oil on my skin and in my tea. Is that even a good thing?

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Coconut Oil.

Last night I drank four cups of green tea with coconut oil and this morning my stomach is completely flat, and I looked up the benefits of coconut oil and it said it got rid of unwanted fat.

How dare it, my fat wasn’t unwanted.

I am now smearing the oil all over my face, apparently that will give me good skin. We shall see!

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Good or Bad?

I got coconut oil today because I had heard that it’s pretty damn good for you (Okay, okay Miranda Kerr swears by it and in my warped way of thinking, I got it thinking I’d get awesome, flawless, perfect, skin and hair like hers). The only thing is that it comes in a tube and it’s solid. SOLID! I’m not sure if it’s meant to be like that.

So I decided to put it into my tea because under hot water it melts. Naturally the oil rose to the top, none the less I have drank three cups of green tea and I’m pretty sure that I can’t taste coconut what so ever. All I have gained from it is an oily top lip.

Great.

Well at least it’s better than putting Malibu in my Green Tea.

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