Off of the phone to mum.
She told me some exciting news. When she moved down to the Dorset area, she acquired new friends, and this lovely couple that she now knows live on an estate. They live there in rented accommodation, they clean the estate as well for a living. Who’s estate is it? Guy Ritchie!
They were told that they had to leave because the cottage they’re staying on was getting refurbished (or something). So basically they went and looked for another house ASAP because they were told to leave pretty damn quickly. Once they got home, Mr. Ritchie was waiting at their cottage, saying how sorry he was that they were told to leave and that it’s not his fault & he loves the work they do on the estate plus he doesn’t want them to leave because is PA basically told the couple a bullshit lie. Unfortunately they had already got a new place, and Ritchie said that if that doesn’t work out for them, they can come back the cottage anytime they like.
Apparantly they’re good friends with Guy Ritchie and speak to him a lot. They say that he’s a truly lovely fellow.
Holy fuck is all I can say. Guy Ritchie knows Robert Downey Jr. I should totally go live with my mum now. You never know who I could bump into if I stalk around long enough on the estate.

xxx
(Source: glittering-diamonds)