Hey y'all!

My Saturday planned out:

1. Watch Dogma
2. Then watch Donnie Darko
3. Drink endless cups of green tea with peppermint and nettle tea with fennel.
4. Gorge on junk food
5. Finish my book.

Parfait!

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Drinking green tea with peppermint is like drinking liquefied toothpaste.

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Green Tea and Cranberry.

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Green Tea with Lotus Flower and Orange.

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Green Tea and Citrus.

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Green Tea with Pineapple and Papaya.

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Apples and Pears.

No not the cockney slang for stairs, it’s the Green Tea I am drinking.

I had ran out of herbal tea as of yesterday and my mother promised to take me to the shops to get me some more, so I found a pack of Green Tea with other stuff, like cranberry, pineapple, lemon, grapefruit and then of course apples and pears.

I swear to God the rest better taste better than this disgusting crap.

Seriously, who put that combination together and said it was drinkable?

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Good or Bad?

I got coconut oil today because I had heard that it’s pretty damn good for you (Okay, okay Miranda Kerr swears by it and in my warped way of thinking, I got it thinking I’d get awesome, flawless, perfect, skin and hair like hers). The only thing is that it comes in a tube and it’s solid. SOLID! I’m not sure if it’s meant to be like that.

So I decided to put it into my tea because under hot water it melts. Naturally the oil rose to the top, none the less I have drank three cups of green tea and I’m pretty sure that I can’t taste coconut what so ever. All I have gained from it is an oily top lip.

Great.

Well at least it’s better than putting Malibu in my Green Tea.

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I need to stay in posh hotels more often.

So far I have:

• Drank 3 cups of Green Tea infused with orange and lotus flower (without Malibu)
• 1 cup of lemon and ginger tea (without Malibu)
• 1 cup of skin purifying tea (without Malibu)
• Finished my graded project about Martin Luther King and Malcolm X and it’s fucking good. Except it’s 3,556 words long. I need to cut out at least 500 words because the maximum is 3,000 words. Hmmm.
• I have listened to Rufus Wainwright’s Hallelujah 3 times.

I have done all this in a space of 3 hours.

I’m FIERCE!

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Don’t judge me.

In order to make me like green tea, I have added a small amount of Malibu to each cup. I have had 5 cups today.

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Dear GOD!

I just had another cup of Green tea with orange and lotus flower. I drank a cup a couple of days ago and almost threw up.

In order to avoid this happening again, I added lemon juice, a pinch of sugar and some honey. I didn’t think it could have tasted any worse, but I managed to make it worse. Go me!

(My actual reaction to the taste).

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