Hey y'all!

I have literally been asleep all day.

It’s now almost seven in the evening and I’m going back to sleep. Why do periods do this to me? A whole day wasted!

xxx

Ibuprofen is my friend today.

My period hasn’t even started yet and I’m getting a sore stomach.

What the hell? No, you can’t do that. Surely it’s not bad enough that you give me horrible skin a week and a half before my period starts but you give me a sore stomach a few days before I get my actual period.

Periods don’t last a week, they last two. Bad skin counts as well as PMS, therefore it’s two weeks of period problems. I’m just gonna go to the doctors and demand they remove everything, womb and ovaries. I don’t want kids so why should I suffer all this discomfort?

I just napped twice in a row.

I got really tired and basically went from the sitting positon to curled up in my bed position, woke up, annoyed I had fallen asleep, sat up, then curled up at the opposite side of the bed and fell asleep. Woke up, period started.

Ah that explains it. Ugh. Let the pain begin.

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I’m in such a bitchy mood today, it’s unreal.

My skin is also in bad condition. That can only mean one thing:

PERIOD.

IT’S COMING SOON.

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God damn my period is bad.

Like I have such a sore stomach, and no matter what position I get into, I can’t make it go away. Why can’t I take pills on an empty stomach? Life would be so much easier for me!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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I’m DYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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Uuuuuuuugh, period.

It has arrived two days early and it’s damn regular, like I can map out when it’s going to arrive and it’s almost always on a Sunday. Not day, I have been asleep in bed all day, I go to get up and BOOM period. Fuck you period, really, fuck you.

I haven’t eaten all day and I’m dizzy with a sore head. I don’t want to eat because in my mind, starving myself usually shortens my period but then I am unable to stand because of dizziness.

Why do hysterectomies only exist when it’s the last option? That’s not fair. If you don’t want your period anymore then you should be able to stop it, it is your body after all, why does it have to be a doctor’s say so before you get one?

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The children have gone, YAAAAY!

However my period has also started.

First I was like:

Then I was like:

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Ugh I feel as though my stomach is being torn into a million pieces.

I hate it when I down pills and they stick in my throat.

Then I have that horrible taste that just never seems to go away, no matter how much water I drink.

And on another note, why is it that I sneeze more when I’m on my period? Seriously, all the other times I never sneeze, on my period, I sneeze every fucking hour.

xxx

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Oh period, how nice to see you again.

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Watching Prometheus.

Wrong film to watch when you have stomach cramps because of your period and that scene with Noomi Rapace comes on and she’s getting that alien out of her stomach. That kind of looks like how my cramps feel.

xxx

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I just had everyone laugh at me.

I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, I then turned around to leave only to be confronted by a massive spider on the bathroom handle. I was trapped.

I called for help like a pathetic little idiot and I only received laughter from my mother, her partner, my visiting cousin and her husband.

They then said there was nothing they could do as the spider was on my side of the door and not the other.

I then resorted to saying “I will period all over you if you don’t do something.”

Why did I say that?

I eventually got a spray to herd it away from the handle.

I don’t know where the fuck it is now.

xxx

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I have been curled up in a ball all day.

I never used to get stomach cramps, so why am I getting them now? I have been sleepiing most of the day to and now I feel icky. I feel a whole day has been wasted.

xxx

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